Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Kissing The Sheeple

The sheeple appear to adhere to the K.I.S.S. Principle (Keep It Simple Stupid):
-viewers of Michael Jackson's memorial service: 3 billion (estimated)
-viewers of Princess Diana's funeral: 2.5 billion
-viewers of Pope John Paul II's funeral: 2 billion
-viewers of Princess Diana's wedding: 700 million
-viewers of 2005 season of American Idol: 500 million
-voters in 2008 presidential election: 125 million
-voters in 2004 presidential election: 122 million
-viewers of last episode of MASH: 106 million
-viewers of Barack Obama's inauguration: 50 million
-viewers of Ronald Reagan's inauguration: 42 million
-viewers of Ronald Reagan memorial service: 35 million

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